I brought over the last of my lines from Verizon on Wednesday and am now completely converted to Ting! The number porting process varied for each of the lines, but only took 2 - 3 hours. I should save at least $180 a month now! And that's not even a fair comparison, as -all- my lines on Ting are now smartphones (which would've cost me even more on my old plan). I don't know how or why I put up with it for so long. Thank you!
PS: Here's a video of me leaving the Verizon Store after closing my account. Yeah, it was raining really hard that day but I didn't care I was so happy. I can't explain the multiple camera angles and appropriately-dramatic music though: